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Slightly NSFW Pens (set of 3)

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Three, slightly NSFW but subtle pens brought to you by Team Awk. No one will ever steal your pen again! 

  • 3 pack : MIND YOUR JIZZNESS, PEN 15, CREAM TEAM
  • Black ink
  • 1.0 mm
  • Ball point 

PS We’ve gotten a few questions about what PEN 15 is. We suggest writing it on someone’s hand and going from there!

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Customer Reviews (4.6 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Christopher S. ★★★★★

The black ink is bold and the 1.0 mm tip leaves a satisfying line, so they're actually a joy to write with. My coworkers finally stopped borrowing my pens after they saw the "PEN 15" one sitting on my desk.

Evelyn ★★★★★

My coworkers keep gravitating toward them every meeting, so the "no one will steal your pen again" promise is actually holding up. The 1.0 mm point writes smoothly on all the forms I've signed, and the jokes are subtle enough that only the right people catch them. Cream Team is already my go-to.

Ryan N. ★★★★★

These pens have been sitting on my desk for a week and not a single person has tried to borrow one, which is exactly what I wanted. The jokes are subtle enough that only people who look closely get it, and the 1.0 mm black ink writes surprisingly smooth for a gag gift.