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$9.45 $15 In stock

Category: bachelorette parties ;)

The Awk Towel by Awkward Essentials is a playful yet practical addition to your post-fun cleanup routine. Made from our signature 100% cotton terry velour, this hand towel—though definitely not for hands—is designed to handle the messier moments with ease and a touch of humor.

  • 100% cotton terry velour for soft, absorbent cleanup
  • Measures 15" x 18"—generous size for after-sex tidying
  • Perfect for bachelorette parties or as a cheeky gift
  • Adds a fun, awkward twist to your essentials collection
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Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Adam J. ★★★★★

It’s the little joke that keeps the night’s memory alive, but honestly the cotton terry velour is thick enough to actually dry my hands properly. I’ve already used it twice and it’s held up great in the wash.

Emily ★★★★★

The terry velour texture is genuinely plush, not cheap like I expected for a joke towel. It handled post-party glitter and spilled drinks without losing its softness after a wash, and the size is perfect for a bathroom counter. My bride squad got a real laugh out of it, but honestly it’s become my g

James ★★★★★

The cotton terry velour feels genuinely plush, not flimsy like most novelty towels. Bought it as a gag for my friend’s weekend trip and ended up using it myself after a late night — it dried my face without shedding everywhere.